ThiruChat v 1.2

What follows is the the last in the series of thiruchats. I am sorry, this is LATE, but I had trouble finding it in my gmail account. So much for "fast" searches. Google is going down :(



thiruvengadamm: hi

Shubir: what up man?

happy new year

thiruvengadamm: happy Gudipadwa

Shubir: shame to you..

thiruvengadamm: to U to

Shubir: how is salsa?

thiruvengadamm: so whats the celebration out there

Shubir: we are all dressed as subjects of the great peshwa

and we have lamps all over.

and The Boss is wearing Dhoti and Kurta

?

thiruvengadamm: cooll man , here no big celebration , but there will be in the evening in a smally wayz

Shubir: wowbravo! what all do you guys plan?

thiruvengadamm: The best dressed male and female will win a Gift Voucher

Shubir: wow, what are you wearing nottyboy?

thiruvengadamm: kurtha

Shubir: THAT IS ALL?? :o

what happened to good ol jeans?

thiruvengadamm: offcourse jeans is there

Shubir: oh sorry...I thought

thiruvengadamm: what did u wearing today

Shubir: I did all the wearing

:D everything!!

thiruvengadamm: ok, we just got globjam

Shubir: er...globjam?

what is that?

you mean those black things with sugar syrup?

??

thiruvengadamm: ya

Shubir: wowbravo!

thiruvengadamm: gulab jambun

Shubir: how is salsa?

thiruvengadamm: I tought of joing some other place , since i have only one class in a week

Shubir: oh. can you MOVE now?

as in...can you dance?

thiruvengadamm: ya i can move, but want more practice

the elegance is not there still, another thing is I did not know salsa till now, The dance I know was ballroom and some other style, coming sunday only we will be thougth salsa steps

I like to join some where they are only in to salsa

Shubir: Hmm, what have they thought you till now?

thiruvengadamm: ballroom

and one more style the name is not coming in to my mouth

Shubir: open mouth, it will fall.

thiruvengadamm: :-)

Shubir: samba?

thiruvengadamm: it starts with H

Shubir: hamba?

Halsa?

Hango

Hanmbada?

hambada*

haratnatyam?

Hathkali?

Abe kuch to bol!!

Sent at 2:43 PM on Thursday

thiruvengadamm: oh my god som uch lind of dances

kind

Shubir: see, I told you.

so you will be learning hambada?

busykyA?

thiruvengadamm: I wil let U know

the same

name

Shubir: ok you found a dance partner?

Neil said some lakshmi something was asking about you

thiruvengadamm: one girl is there, but she is not good and dont sTAY AFTER 8 , I want to find some one esle

Shubir: why not ask your collegue? Some other gye?

thiruvengadamm: most og tthe girls in our bacth are into junior collage

of

Shubir: mmm pretty young thangs?

thiruvengadamm: ya, thats my problam

Shubir: whywhy? tell tell?

thiruvengadamm: so only thinking of joining some other place

Shubir: you are big, you are strong like an Ox, whats the problem?

thiruvengadamm: we cant take them to pub or disko man

there is no other place to practice

Shubir: what about your place? you live alone, you brute!

thiruvengadamm: too far man

it will take 2 hours to reach from my office

Shubir: the further the better. Think of all the things you can do when you cannot get her back in time!!!

:D

thiruvengadamm: :-)

Shubir: ;;)

thiruvengadamm: how much is the rent near by ur place

Shubir: tell me you havn't thought of it nottyboy!!

30K

thiruvengadamm: oh god

Shubir: :|

why?

thiruvengadamm: tell me which is the good place and the rent also is less then 5

who pays 30 for a house man

Shubir: Siliguri, Binaguri, and New Jalpai Guri.

less than 5 K, guranteed.

thiruvengadamm: is it near andheri

Shubir: sorry, it is in West bengal. Very far from Hurix building, I am afraid.

thiruvengadamm: uuuu

I will find and tell U

Shubir: sorryman. you asked.

why do you want to shift anyway?

you got a pad all by yourself, you got home theatre, you are learning salsa...

you got everything going for you....wtf is the problem!!

thiruvengadamm: travelling 4 hours daily

I can do some thing on that time

Shubir: What can you do ON that time?

thiruvengadamm: and I really got tired after travelling so much

Shubir: hire a masseur!!

thiruvengadamm: swimming, co for week day salsa class, meet friends

Shubir: solushun: Get married. You can salsa together, swim together, and she can even be your friend!!

only if you want to, ofcourse.

No?

ok, lets say you save those 4 hours. What do you plan to do with them?

thiruvengadamm: not now

Shubir: please.

thiruvengadamm: try to get some girl friends :D

Shubir: yay!!!!

how do you plan to do that?

I suggest you wear a flowery shirt (sleevless ofcourse), and tightjeans, and white sports shoes. You'll look like nagarjun

thiruvengadamm: I dont preplan, tell me if u have any idea

Shubir: listen carefully, myboy!

thiruvengadamm: tell plz

Shubir: then, spray yourself with that wonderful O-zone spray, or whatever it is called, and start on a walk towards SV road.

You'll find many chicks on the road. DONT look at them, they are distracshuns

thiruvengadamm: ok

then

Shubir: Keep walking. Take a peek from behind your RayBan 5.0 glasses. Things will look gloomy. Everything is fine

you will reach bandra in 6 hours time.

By the time you reach bandra, the flowery shirt and vest will be off, and you'll be walking bare-chested. You got chest hair?

?

have? havenot?

thiruvengadamm: okkk, good suggession , carry on

Shubir: Have or have not??

thiruvengadamm: lots

Shubir: :D

wonderful!

Ok, by the time you reach Bandra, you'll be bare chested and sweaty.

Girls love barechested men with LOTS of hair chest on them

you'll leave behind you alot of unconcious girls.

Pick any.

:)

recommended use of O-zone spray. Dont forget.

thiruvengadamm: were do u get o-zone

Shubir: are you busty?

thiruvengadamm: little.

Shubir: busty and lots of hair. Mmmmm sexy